Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Laws

the email inbox is really a gem when one is looking for a bloggable item. and as usual, i found (or rather, received) one. of course, i am sharing it to you.

(anong panama ng Newton's Law of gravity sa mga ito??)

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. (hmm, that explains why mechanics have grease on their noses)

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. (honga, parang doon talaga ang destinasyon nila!)

The law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. (try mo!)

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. (so don't make LBM as your usual excuse, karma ang tawag dyan haha)

Variation Law: If you change lines at a checkout (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). (kahit sa MRT lagi yan)

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. (sa mga horror movies, maraming ganito, lalabas ng naka-towel lang yung naliligo na usually babae, tapos habulang umaatikabo na ang kasunod! hihihi)
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. (ay totoo yan, so wag ding gamiting excuse na masama ang pakiramdam o di kaya busy para lang di makapunta sa isang gathering, tapos magmamalling ka lang pala, chances are, makakasalubong mo ang mga taong sinabihan mo ng ganun. to make it simple, wag maging sinungaling hehehe)

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. (okey, i want to prove that my brain is not working, well? it really is not working hehehe)

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. (kaya pala sobrang kati kapag yung pinaka-sentro ng likod mo ang kumakati. o fungi na yan? hehe)

Law of the Theater: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. (hmm, hindi rin, kung sino yung nakaupo sa unahan, yun, yun ang huling dumating)

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. (buti na lang, pinapalamig ko talaga coffee ko hehe)

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. (who's murphy, by the way?)

Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. (tip: if you have an expensive carpet/rug, don't make jelly sandwich)

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. (oo nga naman...)

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. ( okey, let's talk about jelly sandwich...)

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. (yeah!!!)

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. (ano daw? at sino naman si oliver?)

Wilson's Law: (this one is true every time!) As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (di ba?)

Doctors' Law: If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

agree? :)

15 comments:

watson said...

Pre ayos ang mga ito ah. Especially true yung huli. One time, nagkaroon ako ng lagnat. Inabot na ng 5 days, nilalagnat pa rin ako. So dinala ako sa hospital. Himala! Nawala lagnat ko! So walang nakitang di maganda sa akin. Pero pagbalik namin sa apartment, pagpasok pa lang namin, nilalagnat na ulit ako! Waaah. Ayun, kinunsulta namin, albularyo. May galit raw na sa akin na mga lamang lupa. Nag-alay kami ng food tapos gumaling ako the next day. Hmmm... related ba ito sa post mo? hehe. Pre salamat sa recommendation mo sa Avenue Q. I was planning Fiddler on the Roof pero sumang-ayon si Toni so Avenue Q na lang. Still choosing a date.

carlotta said...

naku totoo ang halos lahat nito sakin lalo na yang variation! kahit sa coche din pag magchange ka ng lane, bibilis na yung lane kung san ka galing. =)

Rudy said...

"If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers." - And you usually notice this in the movies...

The law of variation always happen whenever you're in a rush. But if you're not... tuloy tuloy and takbo. Bakit kaya?

-sngl-

Bugsybee said...

Ha ha ha! Ang galing ng nag-compile nito. But I have an experience that's similar to this law ... I call this the Law of Kamayan: Everytime I sit next to somebody eating kamayan and that person is engaged in a conversation, ay naku, siguradong kakalabitin ako! Grrrr.

LAWSTUDE said...

nang makita ko ang title, wow LAW, my cup of tea, but when i read it, wow ENJOY BASAHIN, ibang klaseng LAW pala, mas makabuluhan and makes me say OO NGA ANO? Have a nice day!!!

manilenya said...

syempre kapag nag dial ka ng wrong number, malalaman mo na wrong number kasi sumagot yung nasa kabilang linya...hindi kasi busy hehehehe!

mwahehehe katawa naman yng LBM :)

hehehe nangyayari sa kin yan dati, kapag ang traffic tapos di makausap yung jeep na sinasakyan ko ang siste lilipat ako sa katabing jeep, paglipat na paglipat ko umandar yung inwan kong jeep at ang bilis pa grabeh lol!

uy Law of Bath...madlas mangyari sa kin yan...tapos amputsang telepono tumigil sa pagring tsk tsk tsk...

jho said...

WAHAHAHA!
The "Doctor's Law" is true! Bakit nga ba ganun ano? Kapag magpapatingin ka na, bigla nawawala yung mga nararamdaman or naglalabasan sa katawan mo.

Hmmm... "Law of Close Encounters"... Buti na lang at wala pa naman akong nasasalubong... hehehe. Kasi hindi naman ako lumalabas... tamad lang talaga gumala...
Hay, "Wilson's Law" (sino nga ba si Wilsom?) applicable din ba diyan yung kapag nakita ko na yung gusto ko bilin, hindi na ako interesado na bilhin yun... (promise! bigla akong nanghihinayang)...

Abaniko said...

On Law of the Alibi:

Tomorrow I'll tell my boss I'm late because I had difficulty finding a place to hide all my money.

lino said...

hehe, and i totally agree... :)


http://linophotography.com

aCey said...

haha. interesting and very informative. :) funny, too.

ysrael said...

Ok, pare ang galing i-email ko sa dabarkads, para mag-enjoy din sila.
Visit ka sa blogs ko may bago akong post na puzzles and riddles pwede mong pagtiyagaan habang nagsasayang ka ng oras. ha-ha. :)

vernaloo said...

hahaha so true ang Law of Close Encounters!!! huli ng boss haha

Gypsy said...

Ay naku, all these laws are sooo true (not that I ever had hands covered in grease--more like nose itching when you have wet nailpolish..). And Wilson's Law is soo true--almost all my favorite food are no longer being produced, parang may conspiracy theory...hmm..

docchef said...

very very nice...:)

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