Friday, January 18, 2008

New Chairman, etc.

(Someone sent me this email many moons ago)

BILL GATES RECRUITS A NEW CHAIRMAN

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. (2000 people leave the room) MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try.'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. (2000 people leave the room.) Mario says to himself, 'I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. (500 people leave the room.) Mario says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave. (498 people leave the room.) Mario says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says, "Ano ba yan, dong?"

The other candidate answered "Ewan, pare...."

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T: Kung ang tawag sa girl na sobrang mahilig sa sex ay nymphomaniac, ano naman ang tawag sa guy na sobrang mahilig sa sex?

S: Normal.

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Happy weekend everyone, Kanpai!!!!

12 comments:

atticus said...

hehe. ang pinoy nga naman.

sa totoo lang, ganyan din ang attitude ko sa pag-aapply. kahit di qualified, sugod!

Rudy said...

Hehe, hapi weekend din, doy! Love the first joke.

@JJ, ikaw? di qualified? Asus...

-snglguy-

jho said...

kakaiba talaga ang pinoy. talagang malakas ang loob.

Kakaiba ang 2nd joke mo ha. =D

Happy Weekend!

ladybug said...

Hey...hahaha...kakatuwa. Galing talaga ng mga Pinoy.....na mag-isip ng kalokohan...hahaha!

lady cess said...

ah yah, nabasa ko na yung joke about bill gates. pero yung version na nabasa ko, nagbisaya sila :) funny talaga!

vernaloo said...

yun lang! hehehe dapat yung bisaya nila may halong "Bords..." hehe wala lang, gusto ko lang isingit hehe

zherwin said...

atticus, lakasan lang naman yan ng loob at pakapalan ng mukha. :)

zherwin said...

rudy, same here. :)

zherwin said...

jho, expected ko nang makakakuha ako ng mixed reactions sa 2nd joke. :)

zherwin said...

ladybug, sabi nga, isa ang mga pinoy sa mga pinakamasayahing tao sa mundo, na kahit mahirap/naghihirap, nagagawa pa ring pasayahin ang sarili. :)

zherwin said...

verns, ano ba sa bisaya yung bords? :)

zherwin said...

lady cess, mutation na pala ang joke na to hehe. :)

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