Wednesday, March 28, 2007

tawa

mga lumang jokes mula sa baul ng aking mailbox:
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JINGGOY: Dad, bakit ba maalat at may asin sa dagat?
ERAP: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun hindi mapanis ang mga isda..

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TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA?
BOY#1: Naglaba mam!
TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?
BOY#2: Naglalaba!
TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?
BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam!

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ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?
OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir...
ERAP: Really? Thank you..

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SA RESTORAN...
CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba 'tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas 'to ah!
WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!

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ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino, half Spanish.
HENRY SY: half Filipino, half Chinese.
JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino, half Igorot.
LITO ATIENZA: half Hawaiian, half Polo.
JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino, half Filipina.
MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino, half Pork.
AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino, half Moon.
GMA: half...

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smile and the world smiles with you. :D

13 comments:

lazarus said...

hahaha. i like those 'half' jokes.

zherwin said...

yeah that's why i post it last. hehe

zelle said...

same with lazarus like ko ang half lalo na ang half moon! hahaha

zherwin said...

hi zelle, nag-iisip nga ako ng pwedeng i-tag sa akin: half-man, half-animal hehehe

Leah said...

katawa! belated happy birthday...Kaya ba nag-outing for sunset tripping?

Gina said...

Nyahahahahah! Like ko rin ang half moon,at saka half filipino-half filipina! At saka simply "half"! Ikaw ha! =))

pining said...

never heard these half jokes before, sure is funny :-)
thanks for visiting my blog...I will come again!

Gypsy said...

Hi Zherwin--napadaan and natawa sa mga jokes! Hehe.

zherwin said...

hi leah, thanks :) the outing's not really a birthday outing, the group planned for it without them realizing my bday is just a week away, buti na lang hehe

zherwin said...

Gina, i like the GMA: half... best, mas mabilis ang pick up sa joke mas nakakatawa. (nag-isip pa ko bakit half? lol)

zherwin said...

hi pining, we need these jokes to put a little smile on our faces. thanks for stopping. :)

zherwin said...

gypsy, binasa ko yung jokes thrice yata at natawa pa rin ako, babaw no? salamat sa pagdaan. :)

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